Lost Your Ferret?

I was standing in a shop and the, fifty something, carefully presented, lady ahead of me in the queue was paying. Well, she was tying to pay, but found she was a bit short of the necessary amount of money. Having rummaged about in her purse for a few moments, she disposed of it by pushing it deep within her over sized, shiny, shoulder bag, it's metal buckles and chains flashing under the shops glitzy lighting.

'Sorry about this', she simpered as she dipped, her now free hand, inside the neck of her frilly blouse. She swept her hand lavishly, lovingly, against her skin. I didn't know where to look, but look I did. Down plunged the hand, across her breast and towards her armpit. To better aid her task, she tipped her hips, lifting one leg just enough to leave the toe tips lightly touching the floor. I moved to get a better view; discreetly of course. Her blouse buttons, already under considerable pressure, now looked as if they were at bursting point. There was no room for both her chest and arm in there. I was transfixed. She smiled, a tight little smile at the assistant, whose eyes rose, slowly, uncertainly, to meet hers.

The struggle continued. Had she lost a ferret in there somewhere? I prayed she wouldn't ask us onlookers for help.

Her hand manoeuvred it's way fully inside the underarm region of her bra. Aaaaghh, I thought, bet it's sweaty in there. With one rapid, well practised move, and the single word, 'Gotcha', followed by a swift flourish, her hand reappeared clutching

A SCEWED UP, SOFT, MOIST FIVER.

Not a ferret after all. I admit I was a little crestfallen.

She waved the note around like a wet rag, saying, 'I always keep a little something extra tucked way'.

Everyone standing around in the little shop thought, as one, 'I bet you do'.

I thought, she brings a whole new dimension to the old term of having spare money knocking around.

MeWally was inspired, he could see great wealth spreading before us, as his range of 'pocket bras' hit the market to huge critical acclaim.

Hmmmm!?