It's all me, me, me, me, me

My photo
NAILSWORTH, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom

18.10.11

Laugh? I Thought They'd Never Start!



School today : (


To cheer myself up, I thought I tell some class  jokes (see what I did there)?


Here we go then. Prepare to laugh like a drain. 


Oh Yeh, by the way, they were chemistry sets (Tee-Hee). That means that as I bunged these jokes at the kids, they should have found them to be corkers (hilarious).


JOKE 1
A neutrino strolls into a bar and asks how much for a beer. 
"That's OK," says the bar tender, "There's no charge."





JOKE 2
I only tell old chemistry jokes, because all the new ones are gone. Are gone - argon - ARGON.


I could do no more, so I decided to simply teach the stuff I was employed to teach.

No comments:

Post a Comment

I love hearing from you, so please feel free to leave your comments here as often as you fancy. I will read what you leave for me and may even post it here for everyone to enjoy. As I can't alter anything you write, please don't use my first name as I want to maintain my privacy. Ta.