I overheard this conversation today and took notes.
Where was I?
Let's just say ....I was in my local: area, in the yokel, South West of the UK!
ENJOY!
Is Moses Jesus?
Na
You sure?
Yeh.
But they bofe inna bibu innit?
Yeh.
So why isn't day de same persin?
They int, das-all.
PAUSE
You show?
Yeh.
PAUSE
You wrong, dem da same innit?
Noo-aaa. Jesus is da noo testimnent an Moses is da ole.
So days diffren den?
Yeh.
PAUSE
Wus Herod Jesus?
Wha?
Herod, im-in-a-bibu.
Erod? Im-int dat Jesus.
Oo wus ee den?
Ee wannid-du kee-ull Jesus.
Oh.
PAUSE
Oo wuz Joseph?
Jesus da
Da one wiv-a technicolour coe?
Nah da-sum-uvaa Joseph.
Wha? Why two Josephs in da same book, day stoopid or sumfin??
Is-a bibul, innit. Is all ree-al. Like tree-oo.
Wha, is all true?
Well, sort a.
An there wus two Josephs?
Yeh.
Oh.
PAUSE
Does it men that Noah bloke wus real?
Yeh, speck.
An da ark too?
Yeh, speck
Oh.
PAUSE
Grace is in the bibu, in she?
No.
Yeh, cors she is.
Na. sh-int.
Yeh, is so.
No she int.
PAUSE – (places hands in the prayer position).
Oh yeh, Grace. We used to say it.
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