I guess he's a MYSTERON, he's definitely INDESTRUCTIBLE.
Or was that Captain Scarlet?
Anyhoo, he saw a specialist today and his cancer isn't too serious. 6 ZAPS OF RADIATION and he'll walk away as a free man
- AGAIN!
So far during his very long life he's survived:
- An iron girder, dropping on him,
- A serious motoring accident,
- An uprising with bombs and guns in Nepal,
- Typhus (only my dad would contract the killer poo disease in his 80's and pop out of his coma 2 months later asking for dinner),
- And, of course smoking until 2006 (he says the upside of a long coma is that you get the nicotine cold turkey done as you doze, and wake up unhooked).
OR I'LL NEVER GET MY INHERITANCE!
ONLY JOKING!
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