Yacking with Mr McGoo today, we had the following conversation:-
Me, "I've got someone coming over to my place tomorrow".
Him, in a distinctly disinterested tone, "Oh Yeh, why's that then?"
Me, in a somewhat haughty tone, "She's coming to take away my dresser".
Him, incredulous, "You have a dresser?"
Me, as sharp as a pin, "Yeh, can't you tell by my sartorial sophistication?"
Him, "Blimey, I never knew you were so posh".
Me, "Hmmm".
Him, "It's not a person, is it?"
Me, "No".
Him, "Piece of furniture?"
Me, looking like the amazing mud lady, "How could you tell?"
Him, looking me up and down, said nothing.
Oh the shame of it.
I must try harder to enhance my feminine allure.
Though that is a nice little lawn mower sitting next to my dresser, don't you think?
Yeh, OK, I must get out more ....
Me, "I've got someone coming over to my place tomorrow".
Him, in a distinctly disinterested tone, "Oh Yeh, why's that then?"
Me, in a somewhat haughty tone, "She's coming to take away my dresser".
Him, incredulous, "You have a dresser?"
Me, as sharp as a pin, "Yeh, can't you tell by my sartorial sophistication?"
Him, "Blimey, I never knew you were so posh".
Me, "Hmmm".
Him, "It's not a person, is it?"
Me, "No".
Him, "Piece of furniture?"
Him, looking me up and down, said nothing.
Oh the shame of it.
I must try harder to enhance my feminine allure.
Though that is a nice little lawn mower sitting next to my dresser, don't you think?
Yeh, OK, I must get out more ....
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