I took a look back at some of my old diary entries tonight - as you do - and found this little gem.
_____It's from April 2010___
No
surprises, it's another day at school. It's not normally like this.
Bonkers. The 'real' staff are mainly on courses and trips, there's less illness
about at the moment, so that's something.The kids are demob happy and I'm on the hunt for laughs.
Giggalicious things said today:
Them: I
don't like these calculators, they've got funny forks.
Me: What?
Them: I don't like these
calculators, they've got funny force.
Me: What?
Them: I don't like these
calculators, they've got funny farce.
Me: What?
Them, shouting: I don't like these calculators, they've got funny fours
Them, shouting: I don't like these calculators, they've got funny fours
Me: Oh.
Then there was this one, luckily with a different class.
Then there was this one, luckily with a different class.
Them: For our lesson.
Me: For an hour?
Them: No, for our lesson.
Me: For four hours?
Them: No, for our lesson.
Me: Oh.
I
must get my hearing checked.
Still needs checking!
Still needs checking!
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